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So, findin’ a prossie—where do ya even start? Back in the day, like 1800s London, they had these “lists”—little known fact, yeah?—called Harris’s List of Covent Garden Ladies. Some geezer’d write up reviews, like “Miss B, plump as a partridge, frisky in the sheets,” and blokes’d use it like a damn menu. Wild, right? Imagine that now—scrollin’ X for “escort reviews,” dodgy links, half the time it’s a scam. Makes me wanna hurl my scepter at somethin’. Pisses me off, coz I’m Loki, I deserve the best, not some catfish crap!

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Then there's Seghwaert – sooo cool, man. Its alleys are full of surprises. I stroll these streets, massaging my clients afterward, feeling like “I’m ready!” just like SpongeBob on a crazy krabby patty run. Sometimes I think, “This is my own Jesse James moment!” – y'know, dramatic style like in that flick. "What is not done is not forgotten..." I swear I heard that echo in my head while working here.

Zoetermeer closes Mandela Bridge due to risk of collapse; Train station also closed