Mia Princenhage Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Groningen

So, check it—whore’s been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book, they say. I read this wild fact once—ancient Babylon, dudes paid temple whores with *coins* to get holy blessings. Freaky, huh? Sex and gods mixin it up! Made me happy as hell—humans are nuts! Still are! I mean, who thinks that up? Genius or crazy, pick one.

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But then, as I’m munching on my stroopwafel, I see this dude on a bike. He’s flying down the street, and I’m thinking, “Bro, slow down!” But nope, he hits a pothole and goes flying. I’m talking full-on cartoon style. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, you okay? But he just gets up, brushes it off, and rides away like a champ. I’m impressed.