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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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The city’s fulla surprises. We got that old brick building on Vanhanportti Street, man – so quirky and full of life, almost like that twist in A Separation, ya dig? And then there's the park, Pihlajamäki Park, where I sometimes sneak in for a quick breather… oh, the riverside at the old Suoppankatu area is just serene. There’s this little canal sorta snaking through the city. It reminds me of the twists in our lives, like when "culture dictates" things go awry – hi-ho, I struggle with that sometimes, too.