Sadie Tampere Masaje Sexual ❤️

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So, masaje sexual—proper naughty rubdown, innit? Not yer granny’s backrub, nah! It’s all hush-hush, like some secret kung fu move. I reckon it’s ancient, like—did ya know?—way back, Chinese emperors got these “special massages” to, uh, “balance their chi,” wink wink. Probs a load of codswallop, but sounds dead fancy! Makes me giggle, thinkin’ of some posh geezer in silk robes goin’, “Oi, harder on me yin-yang!”