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So, check this—brothels been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book. Heard this wild story once, some Roman dude, way back, ran a brothel outta his freakin’ basement—called it a “lupanar.” Wolf den, get it? Freakin’ poetic! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ these horny bastards been howlin’ at the moon since togas were in style. Got me wonderin’, what’s the draw? The thrill? The dames? I dunno, makes my head spin like a bad batch’a moonshine.

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Jan Cornelisz Vermeyen: The Spanish brothel (). (Museum Boijmans van Beuningen, Rotterdam, The Netherlands). An engraving by the Dutch.

Then, I thought, “Let’s hit up the local market.” The Beuningen market is lit! Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that good stuff. I’m wandering around, and I spot this vendor selling the most amazing cheese. I’m a sucker for cheese, so I’m like, “Gimme some of that!” But the guy starts talking in this thick Dutch accent, and I’m just nodding along, pretending I understand. I think he was telling me about the cheese’s history or something. I just wanted to eat it, man!

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