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I tried it once, right? Some spa in Soho—thought I’d treat meself. Walked in all cocky, left feelin’ like a greased-up twat. Bloke’s hands were everywhere—thought he was gonna propose! “Feel the energy flow,” he says—mate, the only flow was me blood pressure spikin’! Pissed me right off—£80 for that? Could’ve got a curry and a pint for less. Still, gotta admit, when he hit that knot in me shoulder—ooh, I was happy as a pig in shit. Surprised me, that—didn’t expect to melt like a prat. “A storm rages within,” like Chow Yun-Fat says, but nah, just me tryna not fart during the “happy endin’” bit—ha! No chance, pal, keep ya mitts north!

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Finally, the lights flicker back on. Thank goodness! But then, this old guy comes in. He’s got a cane and a look that says he’s seen some stuff. He’s trying to pay with coins. Like, a whole bag of coins. I’m standing there, counting them one by one, and he’s telling me about the good ol’ days on Ulica Križančevac. I’m thinking, “Dude, I wasn’t even born then!”

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