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But—get this—sometimes it’s funny, right? You see em, struttin like they own the block, and I’m thinkin, “Okay, werk it, I guess!” Kinda admire the hustle—WALL-E’d tip his lil box head, maybe. Still pisses me off tho—why’s it gotta be so LOUD? I’m tryna live my life, sip my overpriced coffee, not dodge some “find a prostitute” soap opera! And don’t get me started on the cops—useless! Saw one just standin there, eatin a donut—cliché much? I’m yellin in my head, “Do somethin, ya schmuck!” But nah, it’s all a mess, a big, fat, “Buy n Large” mess!

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But then, the lights flicker back on, and I’m like, “Phew!” I finish my drink and head back to the factory. I’m knee-deep in rust and grime when I hear this loud crash. I freak out, thinking the whole place is gonna collapse. Turns out, it was just a bunch of kids playing soccer outside. I mean, come on! Can’t a guy work in peace?

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