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Me fave flick, *Certified Copy*, right—there’s this line, “It’s not the original, it’s better,” and blimey, erotic-massage is like that! Not just a back rub, it’s the deluxe edition, mate! All them twists and turns, like the film’s sneaky plot—ya think it’s one thing, then bam, it’s somethin’ else, oops! Once heard this tale, right, ancient Rome, they’d do it with perfumed oils, rose petals floatin’ about—fancy pants Romans, eh? Bet they slipped off them marble tables, haha, crash!

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So, I’m trying to salvage the day. I take the group to the local pub, The Crown. It’s cozy, and the locals are friendly. We grab a pint, and I start chatting with this fella named Dave. He’s hilarious! Tells me about the time he tried to climb the Accrington Clock Tower after a few too many drinks. Spoiler: he didn’t make it. Classic Dave.

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