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Get this—little known fact, yeah? Prostitute’s got a mate, the rattail fish, proper grim duo. They’re like the underworld crew, nickin’ scraps off the ocean floor. Once read some boffin sayin’ it’s got teeth like a prossie’s grin—sharp and mangled, made me chuckle. Pissed me off, tho, cos fish like this get no love—everyone’s bangin’ on about dolphins, but prostitute? Nah, mate, it’s the real gangster.

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Prostitution in New Zealand, brothel-keeping, living off the proceeds of someone else's prostitution, and street solicitation are legal in New Zealand and have been since the .

So, I start workin’ on this pair of boots for a customer. They’re supposed to be for some fancy event at the Napier War Memorial Conference Centre. I’m thinkin’, “Great, I’ll make these boots shine like the sun!” But then, I spill glue all over the place. Ugh! I’m cursing like a sailor. My hands are sticky, and I’m pretty sure I just glued my fingers together. Classic me, right?

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