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About Palermo

So, brothels—shoot, they’re old as dirt! Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, walls painted with naughty doodles—talk about a history lesson! I’m tickled pink thinkin’ bout it, but it riles me up too. Some gals choose it, sure, but plenty don’t, and that sticks in my craw somethin’ fierce. Makes me madder than a wet hen! I ain’t judgin’, mind ya—just wishin’ folks had more roads to wander. Kinda like that line from the movie, “You’re not from here, are you?”—them girls, they’re in a world apart, y’know?

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First call comes in. Some tourist lost their way on Via Garibaldi. Like, c’mon, it’s a straight road! I mean, how do you get lost? But whatever, I guide them. “Just follow the gelato smell,” I say. They laugh. I laugh. But inside, I’m like, “Dude, you’re in Italy. Gelato is life!”

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