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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like Melancholia up in here—just waitin’ for the end! I’m strollin’ down Springfield’s shady streets, thinkin’, “The world’s gonna crash anyway!” You know, like Kirsten Dunst starin’ at that damn planet. I see this chick, right? Red heels, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span—D’oh! She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m all, “Homer, don’t be a dope!” But, jeez, it’s temptin’, like a donut with sprinkles callin’ my name.

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Alright, my friend, let me tell ya 'bout Kladow, that quirky little slice of Berlin where I hang my hat as a sexologist – and yeah, it’s a real gem. Picture this: narrow streets like Havelallee, sneakin’ along the Havel river, just shinin’ in the sunlight, reflecting memories like the whispered secrets of lovers in the night. I mean, this place be like… "In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity," yup, borrowin’ from that mystic vibe of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, baby.

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