Grace Nazerat Illit Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and get this—back in the ‘20s, brothels had secret tunnels for cops to sneak in—hypocrites bangin’ then bustin’ ‘em! Hilarious, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ some mustache-twirlin’ jerk dodgin’ his wife. Anyway, I’m ramblin’—brothels are messy, beautiful, fucked up, and fascinatin’. Like a stove, they’re hot, unpredictable, and somebody’s always gettin’ burned—usually the little guy. “Billionaires should not exist!”—that’s my take, folks!

After that, I’m fuming. I decide to walk it off. I hit up the park on HaRishonim. It’s chill there, lots of trees, and people just vibing. I sit on a bench, trying to calm down. But then, this old guy starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the history of Nazerat–Illit. Apparently, it’s like, super old. Founded in the 1950s, but it feels ancient. He’s going on about how it’s a melting pot of cultures. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I just wanna eat my baklava!”

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