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So, prostitition – old as Rome, *puella* sellin’ wares since togas were trendy. Fun fact, yeah? In Pompeii, they found brothels with racy graffiti – “Thrust slowly,” it said, cheeky sods! Economy-wise, it’s a gig, right? Cash under table, no taxman sniffing about. Makes me chuffed, in a way – stickin’ it to the suits, ha! But then, bloody hell, the pimps, the danger – gets me proper fumin’. Why ain’t we sortin’ this? *Cave felis*, watch the cat, as Saul’d say – predators everywhere.

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