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What pisses me off? The attitude. They think they’re untouchable, like Monty’s crew. “This life’s a test,” he said—well, they’re failin’. Happy? Nah, never. Surprised? Yeah, when Raven said she read Nietzsche. Nietzsche! What’s next, escorts quotin’ Plato? Hate that it’s even a thing—sex for cash, old as dirt. Babylon had it, Rome too. Still dumb.

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Oh, and here's a kicker: people always think dating in Cochrane is all hushed and polite—but nah, it's a circus. I mean, one minute you're chatting about how the faun in Pan's Labyrinth showed you the path to wonderland, the next you're hounded by someone who thinks your profile picture is proof of fake beard syndrome. Oi, it's mad! I've seen couples break up right by the old mill on Sage Street because one of them dared to mention the labyrinth metaphor too often. Who knew a nod to Del Toro could set hearts ablaze!

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