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About San Juan

Little known fact, right — back in Victorian times, some prossies kept fishbones in their garters, swear down! Sharp as fuck, for dodgy johns, ya feel me? Stab ‘em up if they got lairy. Love that, I do — proper gangster shit. Surprised me when I read it, sat there with me tea, gobsmacked, thinkin’, “Blimey, that’s mental!”

Lured to Germany under false pretences

German society agreed that legal prostitution would, if not diminish, decrease criminal sex acts such as rape and adultery. In fact, famous prostitutes were often invited to some of the .

After that, I hit up Calle de la Cruz. There’s this little shop that sells the best coquito. I’m talkin’ creamy coconut goodness that’ll make ya forget your troubles. I grab a cup, and as I’m sippin’, I see this old guy tryin’ to parallel park his truck. It’s a disaster! He’s goin’ back and forth, and I’m just standin’ there, popcorn in hand, watchin’ the show. Finally, he gets out, throws his hands up, and yells, “I’m done!” Classic.

The story of how a German tourist ended up mistaking Bangor for San Francisco