Anna Ischia Sexual Massage ❤️

About Catania

Look, folks, I’m a violin maker, ok? Best in the bizness, Donald Trump style—tremendous, fantastic, nobody does it better. And sexual-massage? Wow, lemme tell ya, it’s wild, ok? It’s like strings on a violin—tight, smooth, gotta play ‘em right. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about *Melancholia*, that movie—best movie, so dark, so great, Lars von Trier, genius guy. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, and I’m like, yeah, but sexual-massage? That’s the good stuff, folks.

La bolla di Giada (literally "The Jade bubble", temperature 35° C/95° F)

A valuable aid to combat gynecological problems comes from the thermal waters rich with minerals. Baths, pelvic mud, vaginal douches and local aerosol raise.

Back to work, I head over to Forio. I got a job at this cute little café, La Bella Napoli. The owner, Marco, is a character. He’s always crackin’ jokes. “You break it, you buy it!” he yells as I walk in. I’m like, “Dude, I’m here to fix, not break!” But he’s cool. We chat about the local football team, Ischia Isolaverde. They’re doin’ pretty good this season, and I’m hopin’ they’ll win the next match.

The beautiful seaside town just 44 miles from one of Italy's busiest without the crowds