Nova Vidigueira Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Queluz

Got me mad tho, some idiots say he’s overrated. Overrated?! Piss off, ya muppets, dude’s a wizard with a stick! Carried teams on his back like I carried Frodo’s sorry arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but he’s that good, swear! Oh, and get this - they say he’d watch soap operas to chill. A hockey whore with a soft side, who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, picturin’ him sobbin’ to *Days of Our Lives*, then smashin’ goals next game.

Your opinion

So, I’m standing there, and this guy comes up to me. He’s like, “Hey, Nose! Can you smell the wine?” I’m like, “Dude, I can smell everything!” But honestly, the wine in Vidigueira? It’s legendary. I mean, they’ve got those vineyards all around, and the air is just thick with it. But I’m on the clock, man!

Vasco da Gama from Vidigueira gets closer to the title in the Beja District