Abigail Umbraresti Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Bucharest

So yeah, findin’ a prostitute’s a trip—grubby, funny, bit sad too. You see shit normies don’t, like the way they laugh through the grind. Dr. Evil’s lovin’ it, pinky up, “One million dollars,” ‘cos it’s power, innit? Next time, I’m bringin’ a red ribbon—just for kicks. You ever tried it, mate? Wild fuckin’ world out there!

OUTRA QUERIDADE

So, I decided to check it out. I mean, why not? I’m an Art Director, right? I should be inspired. I got there, and wow, it was intense. The place was filled with these massive installations made from junk. Like, who knew a broken bike could look so deep? I was feeling all the feels. But then, I overheard this pretentious guy talking about how “art is a reflection of societal collapse.” I almost rolled my eyes outta my head. Chill, dude. It’s just a bike!