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About Uppsala

Used Tinder once, fuckin’ wild – matched some chick, profile all sexy, “lookin’ for fun,” yeah right. Met her, she’s talkin’ marriage in 10 mins, I’m like, whoa, slow yer tractor, lady! Made me mad, precious, false advertisin’! Sex-dating’s a gamble, half the time you’re dodgin’ catfish, other half you’re prayin’ they ain’t psycho. “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – they lie, they ghost, they suck yer time dry!

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Man, lemme tell ya about my day in Bro(se). It was a wild ride, like a rollercoaster but with more potholes. I woke up late, as usual. Alarm? What alarm? I rolled outta bed, tripped over my toolbox, and nearly face-planted. Classic me, right?

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