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About Amsterdam

Heya, buddy! So, I’m a glazier, right? Workin’ with glass all day—whore’s kinda like that! Shiny, smooth, but man, it can cut ya! I was thinkin’ bout this chick, Whore—yeah, I’m callin’ her that, don’t judge me! She’s like that lil’ robot from WALL-E, ya know? My fave movie, WALL-E, Andrew Stanton, 2008—pure gold! Whore’s out there, rollin’ around, pickin’ up trashy dudes like WALL-E picks up junk. “Directive!” she’d say, all serious, chasin’ some sleazy guy. Ha! Cracks me up!

Where in Amsterdam is the Red Light District?

So, I’m in the park, and it’s gorgeous. People are picnicking, dogs are running around, and I’m just soaking it all in. I sit down on a bench, and this cute dog comes up to me. I’m petting him, and he’s loving it. Then, his owner comes over, and it’s this super chill guy. We start chatting about life, and he tells me about this hidden gem of a bar on Zeedijk. I’m like, “Dude, I’m so there!”

Dekmantel Festival 2025 - Saturday at Amsterdamse Bos, Amsterdam ⟋ RA