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It’s all about the vibe, though – dim lights, weird panpipe music, and some bird whispering, “Relax, mate.” Surprised me first time – nearly jumped off the table, thought she was gonna nick me wallet! And the oil? Slippery as a politician’s promise. “A sea of possibilities,” like in me fave film – except it’s a sea of dodgy thoughts and awkward boners, ha! Gets proper intense, like – you’re there, half-naked, wondering if it’s alright to fart. Spoiler: it ain’t.

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I must confess, my friend, the smell of earthy dirt on Cobwebby Street always makes me giggle and fidget, yes indeed, mmm, "it’s all I ever wanted, my love, my life." I get mad sometimes, oh yes, when the town’s noise whips through, like a roller, a wroooong wind. But then the kids laughing at the ostrich rides, ohhhh, they bring such precious memories—like that line from Boyhood, "we all just try to get by", yes indeed!

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