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Oh, darlin’, *breathless* “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” lemme spill some tea bout brothels! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout those wild houses of sin—y’know, where the gals strut n the fellas drool. Ain’t it a trip? Like, in Hawaii, they got this sneaky history w brothels, back in WW2 days—sailors floodin in, hornier than a toad on a hot rock! They called em “boogie houses” round Honolulu—lil fact for ya, hun. Streets buzzin, girls in tight skirts, red lights flickerin like some damn David Lynch fever dream.

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But then, I see this street performer. He’s killin’ it! Playing some sick tunes on his ukulele. I stop, and for a sec, I forget my troubles. The crowd’s vibin’, and I’m like, “Damn, I wanna be him right now.” I throw a couple of rufiyaa in his hat. He gives me a nod. Nice guy.

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