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À propos Calgary

But here’s the mad bit—didja know, right, back in Victorian times, prossies used to advertise with fuckin’ *code words* in newspapers? “Lively widow seeks company”—mental, innit? Nowadays it’s all apps an’ dark corners—progress, they call it! Bollocks! Anyway, ya find one, an’ it’s like, “Will you be my friend?”—that line from the flick hits ya, ‘cos it ain’t just shaggin’, sometimes it’s lonely fuckers chattin’ yer ear off. Surprised me first time—thought I’d get a quickie, ended up hearin’ ‘bout her shitty ex for an hour! Fuckin’ hell, I’m no therapist!

Frederic Lair - 2021 - Barrie Cremation Centre Inc.