Jade Santa María Ixtulco Acompañante Sexual ❤️

Acerca de Nezahualcóyotl

Then, get this – there’s this old story I heard, some dude in Spain, like back in the ‘90s, got busted ‘cause he thought “encontrar prostituta” meant “find a friend” in his broke-ass Spanish. Hilarious, right? Poor schmuck didn’t know “puta” ain’t your abuela’s bingo pal! Little facts like that, they stick with ya, make ya smirk when you’re out there huntin’.

Darán nombramiento de parroquia al templo de Santa María Ixtulco