Eliza San Luis Tecuhautitlán Acompañante Sexual ❤️

Acerca de Guadalajara

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson—levantó la ceja, "conoce tu papel"—and I’m the dueño de la sala de masajes, baby! Let’s rap about citas sexuales, aight? Man, runnin’ this joint, I see it all—dudes slippin’ in for "happy endings," thinkin’ they slick. Ha! Bro, I ain’t judgin’, just watchin’ the show. Like in my fave flick, *Funny Games* by Michael Haneke (2005), where shit gets twisted— “You shouldn’t forget the importance of entertainment,” right? That’s citas sexuales in a nutshell—half the time it’s a game, half the time it’s a damn mess.