Ada Ottawa Acompañante Sexual ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

Alright, so I’m the dueño de la sala de masajes, right? Picture this: me, Dr. House, limp and all, runnin’ a shady joint. Acompañante sexual pops up—boom, sex worker, escort, whatever ya call it. Everybody lies, that’s my motto, and these folks? They lie with their bodies. Cliente walks in, "just a massage," yeah, right. Next thing, they’re askin’ for the "full Boonmee experience." Y’know, like *El Tío Boonmee Que Puede Recordar Sus Vidas Pasadas*—ghosts, past lives, freaky shit. I’m thinkin’, “You wanna screw and see your past lives? Ambitious!”