Lauren Apaseo El Grande Acompañante Sexual ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

So, picture this: some lonely sap sittin in a dim bar, thinkin, “I’m no good, I’m dust,” like in the movie. Then bam—acompañante sexual walks in, all confidence, all power. They’re like, “You’re enough, bro, let’s unleash that inner beast!” It’s transactional, sure, but damn, it’s human too. I read once—get this—back in ancient Rome, they had “lupae,” she-wolves, workin the streets. Little known fact: their cribs were called “lupanars”—how’s that for badass history? Makes me wanna scream, “¡Desata el poder interno!” right in their honor!

Aprueban nuevo contralor interno del Congreso y sesión solemne en Apaseo el Grande