Elizabeth Unión Y Progreso Puta ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout prostituta—man, what a wild ride! I’m a masajista, right, so I see all kinda folks, but prostituta? That’s a whole ‘nother level o’ crazy. Makes me think o’ *Mulholland Drive*, ya know, my fave flick—“What’s behind the curtain, huh?” Total mind-bender, like prostituta herself! She’s out there, struttin’ down some shady street, prolly in heels higher’n my grandma’s church hat. Engañame una vez once, I say—fool me once, shame on ya, fool me eleven times, well, I’m just a damn idjit!

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