Natalie San Jeronimito Masaje Erótico ❤️

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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Dr. Evil—*pinky to mouth*—“Un millón de dólares!”—and I’m a freakin’ dating app guru, ya dig? Today I’m spillin’ the tea on puta, ‘cause why not? Puta’s that wild chick you swipe right on, thinkin’ she’s all sweet, but bam—she’s a tornado in heels! Reminds me of my fave flick, *The Act of Killing*—y’know, Joshua Oppenheimer’s 2012 masterpiece. That line, “Killing is the worst crime,” hits difrent when you’re talkin’ puta. She ain’t killin’ nobody, but she’ll murder your ego in two secs flat!

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