Mila Miacatlán Burdel ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

Lemme tell ya, one time this client—big ol’ dude—wanted the full *erótico* deal. I’m like, “You get a massage! YOU GET A MASSAGE!” Oprah-style, hollerin in my head, “¡Tienes un auto!”—cuz why not? Made me laugh, picturin him drivin off all blissed out. But real talk, his shoulders were tighter than a coin toss in that movie—“What’s the most you ever lost?” I asked, half-jokin. He grunted. Happy endin? You bet—muscles AND vibes sorted!

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