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So, picture this: some dodgy spa, dim lights, oil smell hittin’ ya nostrils like a slap. I reckon it’s proper lush when done right – gets ya all tingly, blood pumpin’, none of that “I’m a miserable sod” vibe. But if the masseuse is a muppet? Fumin’! Last time, this plank hands me a towel smellin’ like arse – “Ass to ass!” I’m yellin’ in me head, like that mad scene, but nah, I just stormed out.