Sadie Vega De San Mateo Masaje Erótico ❤️

Acerca de Madrid

Now, masaje sexual—ain’t yer nan’s backrub, nah. It’s all ‘bout them sneaky fingers dancin’ where they shouldn’t, promisin’ “relaxation” but leavin’ ya wound tighter than a Lannister’s purse strings. I’ve seen it, aye—back in King’s Landing, some sly bugger’d offer “special massages” down by Flea Bottom. Little known fact? Them old brothels had secret codes—two knocks, say “oil’s hot,” an’ yer gettin’ more than a shoulder squeeze! Made me laugh, it did—bloke’d stumble out, red-faced, mutterin’ “just a stretch,” like we’re all daft.

Davinia Falcón, nueva alcaldesa de San Mateo, en Gran Canaria, tras una moción de censura