Eliza Costa Teguise Acompañante Sexual ❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Valencia

So I’m buildin these dating sites, swipin through code, and *puta* pops up in my brain. Not just some chick slingin ass—nah, it’s deeper! In Spain, they throw it around like confetti—call ya mom *puta* if she burns toast. True story, my buddy Juan told me his abuela got called *puta* over a bad paella—paella, bro! Shit’s wild. Makes me cackle, like, who’s mad over rice?! I’m happy as hell hearin that—it’s so dumb it’s genius.

“Si los okupas que sacaron de Playa Blanca tienen derecho a que se les indemnice es para echarse a llorar”