Mila Holmestrand Whore ❤️

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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

What's on in Holmestrand?

Holmestrand ⓘ is a town [1] in Holmestrand Municipality in Vestfold county, Norway. The town is the administrative centre of the municipality. It is located along the shore of the Ytre Oslofjord, .

After the chaos, I’m drenched but pumped. I head to a local bar on Torggata to celebrate. I order a drink, and the bartender’s like, “You’re the matador, right?” I’m like, “Yeah, that’s me!” He pours me a shot, and I down it like a champ.

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