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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s like “Ida,” that Polish flick I’m obsessed with—quiet, tense, all black-and-white vibes, but underneath? Passion burnin’ like a grease fire! “What’ve we got here?”—that’s me, quotin’ Ida, sizin’ up some half-arsed masseuse who don’t know a knot from their elbow. Done right, it’s slow, deliberate—like Ida’s nun vibes—teasin’ every muscle till you’re beggin’ for mercy or more. Done wrong? It’s a slippery disaster, like droppin’ a risotto on the floor—infuriating! I’ve seen blokes charge £50 for a “sensual rub” and it’s just them pawin’ ya like a drunk uncle—fuckin’ disgrace!

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Oh my days, babe, let me tell ya 'bout Klerksdorp—this city is a groovy mix of old and new, y'know? Man, it's like living in my own wild movie scene. So, check it: I'm a women's counselor here, and the city's vibes hit differently. Like, one minute you're chillin' in the cool side of Main Reef Road, and then bam! you're smack in the middle of some serious real-life drama that makes you feel all "Sell me this pen!" weird energy from The Wolf of Wall Street, right?

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