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About Cape Town

Oh, typos? Here’s 12: wot, luv, shite, bollox, fink, coz, knw, gud, yer, rite, tho, nuff. Hah, knackered writin’ this! Whores’d laugh at me, stumblin’ like a twat. *Exaggerated sigh*—I’d shag a theory before a whore, probs. Too busy dreamin’ bout wormholes. But fair play, they’re legends—spinnin’ lives like *Inception*’s endin’. Top still wobblin’? Always, bruv!

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I tend to wander weird spots, tones wandering on wrong assumptions—eeh, but thats life here. My personal fav, tho? The tiny open corner by Zulu Market, where vendors shout over the clamor, and you can catch a whiff of freshly cooked vetkoek and spicy chakalaka. That spot gives me a rush every single time, reminds me that even though life’s messy and unpredictable, there’s magic in it—like finding Nemo in the vast, blue ocean.

Livestock seized in Siyabuswa before alleged auction