Natalie Lansdowne Whore ❤️❤️

About Bloemfontein

So I’m watchin’ her, tailin’ her, cause somethin’s off—gut screamin’ at me. She’s got this walk, y’know, hips swayin’ like she owns the damn sidewalk. Reminds me of that line from *Talk to Her*—what’s it, uh, “The body knows things the mind ignores”? Yeah, that’s her! Body tellin’ a whole damn novel while her mouth’s spittin’ lies. I’m pissed, right? Cause she’s playin’ everybody—cops, johns, even the damn bartender who swears she’s an angel. Angel! Hah! Angel with a rap sheet longer than my ex-wife’s grudge list.

Who is Lady Lansdowne?

A contemporary 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom secret some 6kms north-east of town. Where a Eastern Building Group design and build echoes the character and style.

Oh, and lemme tell ya: sometimes I get so caught up in my thinking. My mind does loop-de-loops on this incredibly special town. Its streets tell me secrets, and I, a tremendous counselor, absorb it all. Did I mention how fantastic Lansdowne is? Absolutely fantastic!

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