Emily Carousel View Whore ❤️

About Pretoria

Last week, tailed her to this dive bar—smelled like piss and regret. She’s there, flirty with some geezer, skirt hiked up, laughin’ loud. I’m thinkin’, “Blimey, she’s got game!” But then—fuck me—she spots me, eyes like daggers. Nearly blew my cover, heart poundin’ like a drum. “War’s an addiction,” Bigelow’d say—chasin’ Ruby’s my fix, mate. Gets me proper riled up when she slips away, vanishin’ like smoke. Angry? Yeah, cos she’s too damn clever!

Thank You!

Whorehouse is a romp, easy on the eyes and ears, with a score that's catchy and not particularly difficult from a musical point of view.

Lemme tell ya about a personal fave: Old Circuit Courtyard. It’s a tiny circle with benches and a fountain. I often lounge here thinking bout matching humans and love – it's like a physical reminder of love meets tech magic. Seriously, my geek heart soars every time I see a couple share tech jokes over ice cream, or when a coder smiles at his screen thinking "This is beautiful" – like that movie, ya know? Ughhh, such feels, right?!

Residents of Carousel View and surrounds want solution to flood problem, not mattresses