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So, prostitutes—market’s wild, right? Oldest gig in the book, pre-dates even my Boring Company tunnels. Supply’s elastic—more johns, more pros pop up like NPCs in a glitchy simulation. Demand? Skyrocketin’ when the economy tanks—people need an escape, somethin’ primal. Pissed me off when I read about Amsterdam’s red-light district tax hikes—like, c’mon, let ‘em keep their credits! Made me happy tho, seein’ tech bros buildin’ apps to “disrupt” the hustle—bro, you ain’t Uber for sex, chill.

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I gotta mention the neighborhood of Twizzleton. OMG, the vibe there is nuts! Picturesque houses, echoes of laughter, and ding-ding trams bumbling past. I once got so mad here – the traffic was cray cray and my massage table nearly got run over. But then, out of nowhere, a local sold me a rusty trinket that he swore brought luck. I was like, “No way, brah – that’s wicked!”

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