Emilia Van Nest Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’, right, whores ain’t just the lasses peddlin’ flesh—nah, it’s deeper. In old Moscow, 17th century, they’d call a gal a “bludnitsa”—fancy word for whore—but it wasn’t just sex, it was defiance, a middle finger to the prudes. Made me chuckle, that—balls o’ steel, those birds. I’d tip my cup to ‘em, spill some wine on me boots, curse meself for it. “Buy the ticket, take the ride,” WALL-E’d say if he could—whores do that, don’t they? They’re in it, no half-arsin’ about.

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Now, let me get a bit real here. I’m a relaxation specialist – yup, I help folks get their cool on – and Van-Nest is my playground. I get mad sometimes ‘cause they build too many dang new condos near my fav hill (srsly, man, tyop three, tyop four), but then I find that even innovation’s got a funky beat. It keeps me on my toes and tickles my spirit.

Vince (Vincent) Andrew Van Nest