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About Houston

Avast, mateys! ‘Ere’s me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer rum-soaked stockbroker fer today, savvy? Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout this “whore” – an’ nay, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout no lass o’ the night, but W.H.O.R.E., that sneaky ticker on the market, aye! ‘Tis me own invention, see – World Holdings of Ruinous Enterprises, a stock I conjured whilst dodgin’ the East India Trading Company’s tax hounds. A beauty, she be, tradin’ under the radar, makin’ me purse jingle like the coins o’ Tortuga!

Snowflake Documentation

I hate how EVERYONE is leaving hipster and becoming personal. I'm so sick of people who have changed filling up my dash with 'personal' pictures.

Oh, btw, here's some leet insider info: the riverside diner on River Quay Rd serves freakin’ epic pie. Trust me, it brightens even the grumpiest days, every. single. time. I once nearly cried cause the pie transcended my inner critic. Srsly, best vibes ever!

The world record for "largest snowflake" is 15 inches. Is that possible? : Short Wave