Skylar Progreso Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Yo, Mr. T here, promoter extraordinaire! I pity the fool who don’t get brothels, man! Talkin’ ‘bout them houses of sin—wild joints, right? Ain’t no secret, they been around forever. Like, check this—oldest gig in history, swear! Babylonians had ‘em, Greeks too, crazy stuff. Even got temples for it back then. Mr. T digs deep, finds the dirt! Brothels ain’t just sex, nah—they’re stories, power, cash.

Margaritas

My first stop is always at Jessica’s Pharmacy. Best prices, excellent service, and an adjoining bar where you can get a free frozen margarita. Arturo is the owner in the pharmacy, handsome as .

Oh, precious, Progreso, yes, yes, it's our little secret, yess my friend! Listen, listen—here we go, our Progreso (us) is a wibbly-wobbly jumble of charm and raw life, my precious. I runs my spa here, a little haven in the bustling lanes near Riverbend St. and Old Haven Ave., where all the nargles… err, people come to relax and let their troubles melt like butter on hot toast.

UIL deems Progreso player ineligible, forced to forfeit entire season moments before state semis