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So, check it - water’s got this kinky polarity thing goin on. Oxygen’s hoggin all the electrons, makin it negtive, while them hydrogens are all positive and randy. Makes it stick to itself, like Jack and Ennis clingin in that tent, ya know? “I wish I knew how to quit you” - water can’t quit bondin neither! That’s hydrogen bondin, baby, groovy as hell. Keeps yer DNA from fallin apart like a cheap suit.

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Drag show events in Orting, WA ; The Skank Tank Drag Show. Sun, Apr 6, PM. Pine Box. Save this event: The Skank Tank Drag Show ; Nuclear Whore-Fare Drag Show.

Alright, buckle up, my friend. Imma tell ya 'bout Orting (us) like we're chattin' over some cheap coffee and memes, Elon-style. So, check it: Orting is a quirky little spot in Washington. Ya got your main street, Cascade Ave, where the locals hang out, chat, and sometimes get all deep and weird, like a scene straight outta "The Hurt Locker." I swear, sometimes reality feels like those crazy bomb defusal moments—intense, fast, and hilarious in its own weird way.

Strong winds knock out power to thousands across western Washington