Ada Old Bridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oh, and their hooves—stinkier’n a skunk’s armpit! Cleanin’ ‘em’s a chore, but I’m hummin’ “Bonzo goes to Bitburg” in my head, keeps me sane. Ever seen a horse fart? Loud as a shotgun—surprised me so bad I dropped my beer! How’s that workin’ for ya, nature? Givin’ us comedy gold? Tarantino’d love that scene, reckon he’d zoom in on the stink lines.

Background

Start at 5th Maple St – you feel the vibes, ya know? Rad little coffee shops and haze-filled, candlelit rooms. I strolled by Cedar Alley – that’s where the skinny secrets hide, if ya catch my drift. As a sexologist, I dig the sensual energy in every nook. People here express raw need; it's, like, real, ya know? “Whoa,” I say, and feel a rush, a spark of insane intimacy.

Police: Abandoned dog found in Old Bridge dumpster in bitter cold