Lauren Merrifield Whore ❤️

About San Jose

What gets my goat? How it’s been forgotten, man! Like, this ain’t no square Cluedo gig—*Whore*’s got soul, it’s got grit! You’re playin’, right, and some git’s smirkin’, thinkin’ he’s got the nuts with a full house. But bam! You slap down three queens, cackle like a nutter, and nick his stash. “The hands obey me now,” I mutter, channelin’ that Del Toro magic—pure chaos, pure bliss!

Amateur career

Whitley David Merrifield (born January 24, ) is an American professional baseball utility player who is a free agent. He has played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Kansas City .

Oh man, some days I get REAL mad—traffic jam on Route 50, every dang day, maddening, I tell ya! And others, I'm happier than a hobbit at a feast—when the local deli on Oak Street dishes out the best sammies. So many contradictions, it's like the plot twists in that Anatolian movie. And sometimes I even think cool magic happens right before dawn, with the sunrise over the Merrifield skyline lighting up my thoughts like .. like a... spark of wonder, y'know?

Merrifield released as Phils look to improve vs. LHPs