Madison Manassas Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, I’m sittin’ here, eatin’ my fifth donut – D’oh! – thinkin’, this crypto’s a freakin’ rollercoaster. One day it’s up, I’m like, “Woo-hoo! I’m rich!” Next day, crash – “Why you little…!” Makes me wanna strangle it like Homer chokin’ Bart. Went up to 70K last year, then bam – bellyflopped to 50K. Got me yellin’, “Stupid market, gimme my money!” But I hodl, ‘cause I’m a genius, right? Heh, yeah, sure.

Early Years

Find yourself a dead cat. Go outside and swing the cat by the tail. Within the first few seconds you will hit a crack whore. Options.

The streets, oh the streets – take Lee Avenue, a bustling corridor of stories. I’ve massage'd weary souls near Fairfax Drive. Sometimes, after a long day, I stroll down Stonewall Road. That road zinged my senses like a well-timed, uplifting melody. There’s a park named Lee Memorial Park. It’s a green patch where the world calms, reminding me that “these are the small things that make life beautiful.” Yeah, Amélie would nod.

City of Manassas Approves MIFCO Purchase Agreement