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So, picture this—I’m watchin “The Royal Tenenbaums,” my fave, sippin a martini, and I’m thinkin—brothels got that same vibe, y’know? All fancy on the outside, but inside it’s a hot mess of drama. Like, did ya know—back in the 1800s, some brothels had these secret tunnels? Yep, for rich dudes to sneak out—politicians, bankers, all that jazz. Kinda like Chas hidin his kids from the world, but hornier, ha! I’d kill to see those ledgers—prolly scribbled in lipstick, numbers all wonky. Makes me happy tho—thinkin bout the girls runnin the show, stackin cash while the suits sweat. Power moves, baby!

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Oh man, lemme tell ya bout Makakilo (us)! It's crazzzzy cool. I live here as a sexol–I mean, sexologist, and boy, have I seen it all – d’oh! Y’know, the streets like Lilikoi Lane and Nalu Street are poppin’ with lively vibes. I wander between the neighborhoods and feel all the love, ya know?

Firefighters extinguish Makakilo vehicle fire