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About San Jose

Ahoy, mateys! I’m ready! So, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores—yep, those sneaky sea sirens! I’m talkin’ ‘bout the oldest gig in Bikini Bottom, haha! Whore’s like the Joker in “The Dark Knight”—total chaos, right? “Why so serious?” I hear ‘em say, struttin’ ‘round like they own the night. Me, SpongeBob, I’m HYPED to spill this tea—ready, set, go!

A Local’s Guide to Luling, Texas: What To Do, See, and Eat

Most tourists venture to Luling in pursuit of classic Central Texas barbecue or world-class watermelons, which, born of a fortuitous combination of loamy soil and unrelenting sunshine, .

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

SA Sports All-Star Game: Bandera, Luling, Marion, Navarro, Stockdale, and Medina Valley