Nova Laredo Whore ❤️

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Gets me riled up—society’s all “burn the witch,” but I’m like, nah, let ‘em shine! Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but picture this: Mary dancin’ under the moon, loggers droolin’, me cacklin’ like a mad wizard. “The magazines don’t get it,” like in the movie—they miss the soul, the spark. Whores ain’t just bodies, they’re fuckin’ legends. Typin’ fast, hands shakin’—damn, this fires me up! Ever met one? Tell ya, they’re cheeky—Mary once winked, said, “Gandalf, you’re next!” Laughed my ass off.

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a man who was featured as one of Laredo Crime Stoppers' most wanted was arrested for driving off in a vehicle that belonged to an acquaintance, police said.

Oh, and did ya know Laredo’s got them quirky roadside murals near Martin Luther King Blvd? They’re my go-to when I need a breather. Every time I jog there, I shout, “Wolf of Wall Street style, baby!” and then I random-ly shout “How you doin’?” at passersby, quick and dirty style.

Detention center in Laredo faces backlash over alleged gas leak