Katherine Hazleton Whore ❤️

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

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Oh, and you gotta see Nansen Park. It’s this chill, wooded park with a stream that flows like whispers in the woods – the kinda place that makes you go "Shh… listen." Remember that bit in "Talk to Her" where those silences speak volumes? Exactly. I spent many afternoons there, bleedin' my heart out ’bout lost love n' weird fate while watchin' kids play. It crashed into my soul with every rustlin' leaf.

End of semester carnival held at Penn State Hazleton